How to clean a bathroom

What you need:

• Ajax (a really cheap cleaner, white and powdery and comes in a can. You can buy at any supermarket and probably at any drug store)
• Sponges - preferably with a hard side so you can scrub
• Dirty towel
• If you're rich or fancy, you can also buy a mop
  

Toilet
Sprinkle Ajax judiciously (that means A Lot) all over the toilet - on the sides, in the bowl, on the top and handle, on the seat, on the cover, under the seat, wherever you see ceramic. Get the sponge very wet and wash all the parts of the toilet, until Ajax dissolves along with the dirt. Keep getting the sponge wet. Brush off remaining water onto the floor.

Sink
Sprinke Ajax all over the sink, on the knobs, the basin, and everywhere else. Get sponge wet and keep water runing until all Ajax and toothpasted and dirt spots are removed and it is sparkly clean.

Floor
Wash this last. Sprinkle Ajax all over the floor, then get your sponge or mop wet and scrub all over. Keep getting your sponge or mop wet until the floor is very clean and very wet. Use a dirty towel to wipe up the water and stay away from the bathroom for an hour.

Shower
Sprinkle Ajax all over the shower and the knobs and scrub. Pour water all over it until Ajax goes away.

Walls, Mirror, etc.
With a wet sponge, just wipe and wash wherever it is dirty. Dry with a dirty towel so the walls don't rot and the mirror doesn't get streaks.

How to keep it smelling nice
Keep the window or door open to let air in, and spray febreeze once a week.